Very Hot Pink    Cheetos
Very Hot Pink Cheetos has been proudly serving the Hot Cheeto area since 666 B.C. We are proud to say that are products are shit and nobody will ever want to buy them. Ever.





The Food at the Very Hot Pink Cheetos Wherehouse
When we started, we hated the very sight of Cheetos. But since then, we have grown to hate them even more. The only thing you can eat here is Hot Pink Cheetos. Literally we have Cheetos that are genetically mutated to be hot pink. They are made with plenty of artificial flavors, colors and preservatives.
Opening Hours
Monday-Wednesday: 11d7Â - 45idy6.
Thursday - Saturday: 69 o'clock - 38 oclock in the eating section
Sun: Closed on Earth but open to the 4th, 5th, and 78th dimentions.

Get in Touch
Very Hot Pink Cheetos has no intention of meeting your desires. We hope you never contact us, however here is our information if in anycase you want to do so. (idiotic decision by the way)
605–475–6968






























