Slice of Pizza

This is a slice of pizza. If this lonley slice of pizza is bought, he will come alive and sing nursery rhymes while you go to sleep. He will also stalk you.

This slice of pizza is non refundable and non returnable, for he is a VERY lonley slice of (half eaten) pizza. Once you buy him, he will bond with you and live with you for the resto of your life.

We will send an alien to your house with the package of this Slice of Pizza. The alien will have to travel through several worm holes, dimentions and time lines to reach you, therefore your delivery may take more that 1,000,000 years.