Fat Cat

This Fat Cat actually wieghs more that it says but we broke the scale so we don't know exactly. This cat has vicious fangs and extremly sharp claws. You are destened to bleed when you buy this cat. He hates humans and will kill small birds and rodents that venture near him. He dispieses other animals especially birds.

This cat is too fat to be returned. However, you may release it into your nearest jungle and get 1/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of your money back.

Due to weight issues, this product will be delivered via Industrial Army Plane. Unfortunatly, this also requires the front Yard Industrial Army Landing Plane. Fortunatly, we sell these.